Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 04

Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 04




The best quote for students out there…

I’d rather open my Facebook…

Than to face my book…Hahahaha!

Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 03

Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 03




Sasabungan walang entrance fee ang may
dalang panabong.

Si Juan para makalibre pumasok na may dalang sisiw.

Bantay: Hoy! Ano yan?
Juan: Manok! Bakit?!

Bantay: Alam ko. Eh bakit sisiw?

Juan: Haller?!?! May laban ang ama nya,
sympre magbigay syang moral support!

Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 02

Free Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 02




Who says English is easy?

Don’t believe?

Then fill the blank with either YES or NO.

“Oh _ _ _ _ I am a monkey.”

See???? And hirap. Hahahaha!

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 13

Free Pinoy Inspirational Text Message/Quote 13



Everytime you judge yourself and others,
You hurt your own heart.

Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 01

Free Pinoy Text Jokes Quotes/Messages 01




LOLO: Ano kaya ibalik natin ang nakaraan
nung bago pa tayo magsyota?

LOLA: O sige….

LOLO: Sige bukas dun tayo magkita sa dati nating tagpuan

LOLA: Oo hintayin mo nalang ako dun.

Naghintay si Lolo sa may tabing ilog dala ang 3 rosas with
chocolate. Maghapon naghintay si Lolo, naghintay ngunit
walang dumating.

Kaya umuwi na lang siya. Pagdating sa bahay nadatnan si
Lola nakahiga at tumatawa.

LOLO: Bakit mo ko di sinipot?

LOLA: Di ako pinayagan ng parents ko eh, hahahaha!

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 12

Free Pinoy/Filipino Inspirational Text Message/Quote 12




A smile is a sign of Joy.
A hug is a sign of Love.
A laugh is a sign of Happiness…
And a good person is a sign of God’s blessings.

Free Pinoy Text Love Quotes/Messages 07

Free Pinoy Text Love Quotes/Messages 07




In love you can’t see the bad side of someone…
That’s the pathetic part of being in love.

That sometimes even the worst person in this world
Can be the best person for your own belief…

As McPaul said…

“Love is not blind…it sees, but it doesn’t mind.

Pinoy Inspirational Text Message/Quote 12

Pinoy/Filipino Inspirational Text Message/Quote 12




If other people entrust you their private stories,
Better keep it only to yourself because…

Keeping a secret is an easier task than
To win back a lost trust.

Inspirational Text Quote/Message 11

Inspirational Text Quote/Message 11




Some things may be nothing for us,
Yet it could mean the world for others.

Similarly, some things may be easy for us,
Yet so painful for others.

Realize this and now why at times
Forgiveness comes hard.

Thus, make the outmost care
For other peoples feelings.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Free Text Love Quote/Message 06

Free Text Love Quote/Message 06


Do you know what makes me happy
When you text me?
Not your message…
But your name that appears
When it beeps.
Coz I missed the sender behind it.

Free Text Love Quote/Message 04

Free Text Love Quote/Message 04


When changes come to us,
We tend to let go of few things…
But even if I’ve got so many changes
In my life now,
“No change can ever make
Me to forget you.”

That is true.

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 10

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 10


Never get tired about life…
It does not matter if you fall down twice.
Always remember…
God won’t let you touch the ground.

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 09

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 09


The way you deal with your struggles,
Depends on how you view them.
Always remember:
There is no hopeless situation;
Only hopeless people who think hopelessly.

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 08

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 08


Look at the world as a big fruit cake.
It would not be complete without
A few sweets and nuts.
Sweets like me and nuts like you. :D

Free Text Love Quote/Message 04

Free Text Love Quote/Message 04


Pag may problema ka,
Lapitan mo ako.
Di kita iiwan.
Yayakapin kita ng mahigpit
At ibubulong ko sayo,
“Andito lang ako para sayo,
Kahit di ako ang kailangan mo.”

Free Text Love Quote/Message 04

Free Text Love Quote/Message 04


Bakit di mo subukang ipaBLOOD TEST ako?
Para malaman mong ikaw ang type ko.

Free Text Love Quote/Message 03

Free Text Love Quote/Message 03


Madalas di ko maipakita sayo
Kung gaano ka kahalaga sa akin.
Kung gaano ko iniingatan ang
Isang tulad mo.

Kaya kahit na anong mangyari wag
Mong kalimutan na nandito ako,
Mananatiling “angel para sayo!”

Religious Text Message/Quote 03

Religious Text Message/Quote 03


Jesus is the best friend you will ever have
And He will walk with you every stop of the way.
I may not be there with you.
But He is always there to take care of you…

Religious Text Message/Quote 02

Religious Text Message/Quote 02


The greatest symbol of love is not the heart.
But the cross.
Why?
The heart stops beating but the man on the cross
Never stops loving.

Free Text Love Quote/Message 02

Free Text Love Quote/Message 02


Its not I’m afraid to die,
Its just that…
If I die…
Who will love you as much as I do?...

Free Text Love Quote/Message 01

Free Text Love Quote/Message 01


If feels so good to hear someone say “halong” but it
Feels so much better to hear someone say,

“halongan taka ah.”

Religious Text Message/Quote 01

Religious Text Message/Quote 01


God often gets blamed when something goes wrong.
He seldom gets credit for all the things that go right.
When we thing of all the wonderful things God does
Silently for us.

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 07

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 07


Don’t always say,

“There is still time”

Or say

“Maybe next time”

Coz’ there is also a concept of

“It’s too late.”

Wednesday, March 10, 2010

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 06

Free Inspirational Text Message/Quote 06


Time is the most playful element because...

It lengthens the minutes when you wait...

And rushes the hours when you enjoy the moments.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 05

Free Inspirational Text Message/Quote 05


True strength of the character is not just calculated
By how well we manage to carry our loads but it is
Measured by our ability to still remain calm under
Challenging and difficult times.

Monday, March 8, 2010

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 04

Free Inspirational Text Message/Quote 04


Don't be disappointed if the world refuses to help you,
Remember the words of Einstien:

"I'm thankful to all those who said no, because
of them I did it myself."

Sunday, March 7, 2010

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 03

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 03


Always do what you want,
Don't mind what other people might say.

Coz' whether you do it or not,
Other people has always something to say.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 02

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 02


Do not strive to be happy but strive to be good...

Because being happy is not always good,
But being good will always lead to being happy...

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 01

Inspirational Text Message/Quote 01

Mistakes are painful when they happen,
But years later, a collection of mistakes
Is called Experience.

Exactly what Life is made of.

 
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